Friday, April 1, 2011

Introducing...My Very First, Ordinary Blog

Because I'm new to this, and as stated, I have just your normal, ordinary life, without much excitement, I decided to start my very first blog with just a few questions. Think them over! What do YOU think?

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? 


Do they bury people with their braces on?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?


If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?